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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

iguanamouth:

friend: have you been sitting in that same spot all day

me: image

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

spicy-vagina-tacos:

frillaei:

My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup

This dog is more attractive than me